Joining Tectonic Tuesdays, Picture Perfect Wednesdays, and Saturday Scream Queens is "Fear-filled Phantasms," a semi-regular series of horror-themed pictures that I stumble across while wandering the web.
First up... a couple of items to print out and put on the fridge to help you with that diet.
(I think that confused cat that wandered into the first picture is probably my favorite element.)